My bell’s a “Dead-Ringer” – it really is!
Although this is another blog post, in which, of course, I hope to entertain you, as well as dazzle you with my unparalleled literary genius (my wife often says that I live in a “Dream World”) there is another motive for writing it. Allow me to explain.
As I’m sure you are aware (especially if you managed to read my blog “Getting their Attention”) I have this large bell. It is in fact, a very large, shapely and beautifully shiny bell. I think my owl friend agrees.
(Photo by Mark Adler)
It always looks impressive when I am carrying it, upturned, in my right, white-gloved hand, as it rests against my chest, at Civic and ceremonial functions.
As bells go, with its curvatious lines and ample diameter, it has to be the most handsome bell in Somerset. My wife bought it for me a year or so ago. Its noble-looking profile, as presented on an Amazon web page, clearly seduced my good lady into clicking on a mouse, thus instantly parting with her hard-earned cash to “aid and abet” her husband’s crazy hobby of dressing up in old-fashioned clothes and shouting at the public in the street.
(Photo by Vicki Steward)
There’s only one snag about buying a bell on-line. Yes, you’ve guessed it. You can’t actually hear the sound it makes. And there we have it – the aural equivalent of …..“The proof of the pudding is in the eating.” Although the bell looks really splendid, it’s sound just doesn’t “cut the mustard”. OK, I’ll stop being polite…..it makes an absolutely dreadful, noisy din. It is more of an ear-splitting “clang” than a sonorous “dong”. Although the loud sound travels well and it does get me heard, the quality of the sound is just not there. I think there are a combination of reasons for this. I don’t think the metal is actually brass at all; the metal is quite thin and the actual bell is not all that wide for most of its profile.
My wife found a smaller bell in an antique shop in Marlborough. It has a beautifully rich sound with a delightfully higher pitched “tinkle”, but its sound does not carry so far. However, it is very well-suited for inside Town Crier jobs, such as announcing the arrival of the new Mayor at our “Mayor-Making” Council Meeting.
Right, I really must get to the point:
I NEED YOUR HELP IN FINDING ME A NEW BELL!
If you are passing an antique shop or the like, in the UK (and if you have the time) could you please venture in, look around or better still, ask if there are any large hand bells for sale. If there is one, if you have a chance, please ring it and take a video of it ringing and then send the video to me! Please send me details of the shop’s location and perhaps an idea of how much they are asking for the bell. I’m working on the principle that a few hundred pairs of eyes are better than one! I do hope you can help Glastonbury’s Town Crier find a truly melodious bell to ring out throughout Avalon.
Happy hunting and my sincere thanks in advance! Oh…….. and don’t forget to “give me a bell”. (Sorry!)
(Featured image photo by Kelly Malcolm)
4 thoughts on “My bell’s a “Dead-Ringer””
What did you do before you had either bell?
I used the one supplied by the Town Council – the Clapper fell off and the sound wasn’t great on that one either!
Hi David, There’s always the drummer boy idea 🙂 I hope the right bell finds you. It sounds like your thoughtful wife tried. Thanks for another lovely read. Jannie
Just a short blog this time. Glad you enjoyed it. xx